This morning I wasn't feeling well, so I stayed home and listened to my church's service on the internet.
While I was listening, I heard a few random noises in my house. But I've gotten used to all sorts of noises, so I just ignored them.
I was paying close attention to the sermon, which was about health. When it was almost over, suddenly I heard an ear-splitting noise. It sounded like a bird in great distress: SHRIEKSHRIEKSHRIEKSHRIEK SHRIEEEEEEEEK. I've never heard anything like it before!
I thought: A bird dying inside my house? A snake eating a bird inside my house? A bird trapped inside my house?
But I really wanted to hear the last few words of the sermon, so I waited just a minute before going to look for the bird. (Crazy, I know.)
I didn't find anything.
No bird anywhere.
Who knows what happened?
I've heard more noises since then--but nothing like that one shriek. I wonder if there's a bird in my attic?
With this old house, there's no telling!
Well, hey, if it was a snake eating a bird, the snake would have moved on by then....