I thought I'd share a few things people have said to me since I've been sick. If you said one of these things, don't worry! I think they're funny:
I hope it's not something REALLY awful!
You need to take Theraflu.
I thought you had leukemia.
You have mono? Is it your head or your stomach?
And, yes, the comment I've heard ad nauseum:
Ooh, who have you been kissing??
If I were talented enough to simultaneously have a job, a dissertation, AND a significant relationship, then you'd really have to be impressed. But I don't--and I don't really mind.
So now YOU don't have to ask! ;)
i'm kinda glad i didn't say any of those things.... ;)