I woke up in the middle of the night and heard the sound of something breathing heavily--almost snoring--under my bed.
I didn't panic. I didn't even sit up in bed. (I was tired.)
I just said, "Hey!" (with a tone of voice like, "How dare you be so rude as to interrupt my sleep?")
Nothing happened.
I said it again. More snoring.
The third time I yelled: "HEY!"
Suddenly the noise stopped.
I closed my eyes and went back to sleep.
Maybe I should go check on that....
So...what was it?????
I still don't know!