Option 1 (any time)
1. Put a large cup under the faucet. Turn the faucet on.
2. Turn on your computer. Check your email or post to your blog.
3. Turn the faucet off.
4. Put the water in the microwave for 1 minute. Get it out.
5. Put a towel around your shoulders. Get your shampoo.
6. Stick your head in the sink.
7. Lather.
8. Rinse.
9. Repeat.
Option 2 (rainy days)
1. Put on your bathing suit.
2. Go outside. Take your shampoo. (Soap is also helpful, but beyond the scope of this tutorial.)
3. Lather.
4. Rinse.
5. Repeat.
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Okay, and you enjoy living where you do for which of these reasons?
• Heat doesn't work right
• Water doesn't work right
• Mice all over the place
• Doors that won't stay shut
Oh wait, you do have all that great scenery around! Okay then, carry on! :)
Seriously, do you have a slum lord or someone you can talk to about this house?!
quit yer whinin'
;-)
I like it. It's an adventure. I am kind of oblivious to the problems. And it gives me funny things to post (not whine--post) about.
If you were 90 years old, like the house, you would have a few problems too. :)
I have very nice slum lords (who read my blog) who fix it.
Plus, I have to take care of Amy's stuff. ;)
You know I was just picking at you. And who am I to talk? When I had my first job out of college, I stayed in a basement apartment in the house of a woman who was my aunt's beauty shop customer. The living area was approximately the size of a shoe box, and she was constantly coming down while I was at work and rummaging through my stuff. When she locked me out one weekend, I'd finally had enough...cheap rent wasn't enough to keep me there.
(And I know you're not whining. Those kinds of post ARE funny. :)