Dear mouse,
Did your mother never teach you to twist the end of the bread bag to open it, instead of chewing through it? This chewing is just not polite. It makes a mess, and plastic can be hazardous to your health.
It's not a good idea to chew into an old bag of bread anyway--it's probably stale. And it's not nice to chew through the new, replacement bag of bread either. First of all, you didn't pay for it. And besides that, what do you expect me to eat?
Let me make this clear: bread is for humans. Mice should eat--I don't know--cheese and such. (Don't even
think about looking in the refrigerator!)
The bread has been moved to an undisclosed location. Need I remind you that I have mousetraps?