Girl: Do you think I'm messy?
Me: It looks like you're being pretty neat right now.
Girl: That's right. Do you think I'm proper?
Me: Oh, absolutely.
Girl: Good!
Same girl: I just fainted!
Me: I'm sorry to hear that.
Girl (5 minutes later): Well, maybe I didn't faint. But I did fall down on the ground!
Same girl: I have a fairy.
Me: Oh, really?
Girl: Her name is Sarah.
Me: Cool.
Girl: If you're good, she makes gold come out of your mouth. But if you're bad, she makes bugs come out of your mouth.
In reference to yesterday... I don't think YOU are crazy, but I'm not so sure about some of your GA girls. ;)