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My brother's thoughts about snow in the South:


Oh no, there's non-transparent precipitation falling from the sky! It even possibly may touch the ground! We're left with one of two choices:

1. Speed down the road, swerving wildly, doing your best to make it home as quickly as possible. Don't ever slow down or stop, because it could possibly cause you to slide. If for some odd reason you do end up having to slow down, do everything possible to engage your anti-lock brakes. Stop at Walmart, Kroger, and anywhere else you can think of to gather supplies for the coming winter annihilation.

2. Never exceed six miles an hour, regardless of speed limit or road conditions. Block at least two lanes at all times (three if you're talented), ensuring that no one else on the road can go any faster than you. Thank your luck that there are no cars in front of you, but worry about the entire population of the city being behind you. Stop at Walmart, Kroger, and anywhere else you can think of to gather supplies for the coming winter annihilation.