In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
-Aristotle
-Aristotle
Girl 1: I brought a book about South Africa today. Here's a picture of a cave there. These things are called stalactites.
Girl 2: Cool.
Girl 1: If you touch them, you'll die!
Girl 2: Cool.
Girl 1: If you touch them, you'll die!
It was very pretty when it spread its wings out--bright yellow.
But I didn't get a picture of that.
Leader: Does anyone have something they want to share with the group? Or do you have any prayer requests?
Girl 1: My tooth came out!
Girl 2: My grandfather had surgery.
~LATER~
Leader: So what do we need to pray for tonight?
Girl 3: Her grandfather.
Girl 4: Her tooth!
Girl 1: My tooth came out!
Girl 2: My grandfather had surgery.
~LATER~
Leader: So what do we need to pray for tonight?
Girl 3: Her grandfather.
Girl 4: Her tooth!
100 years ago, the average American consumed less than five pounds of sugar per year. Today, the average American consumes about 150 pounds of sugar per year.
Girl: I was sick last week!
Leader: I'm sorry to hear that.
Girl: Yeah, I had CONSTIPATION!
Leader: I'm sorry to hear that.
Girl: Yeah, I had CONSTIPATION!
billboard on the side of the road one state over:
Our dropouts can't read
Mississippi
there's nothing like improving your state's image...
If you spent ten seconds with every American, you'd be meeting people for 100 years without a break.
Today I heard some type of bird chirping outside my window. I instantly thought, "That bird sounds just like a cell phone ring!"
Me: ...So Jesus healed the man. Jesus is very powerful! Can we heal people?
Girl 1: No.
Girl 2: No.
Girl 3: I can!
Me: Oh, really?
Girl 3: Yeah! When someone has a hurt place, I can put a bandaid on it!
Girl 1: No.
Girl 2: No.
Girl 3: I can!
Me: Oh, really?
Girl 3: Yeah! When someone has a hurt place, I can put a bandaid on it!