Girl 1: I brought a book about South Africa today. Here's a picture of a cave there. These things are called stalactites.
Girl 2: Cool.
Girl 1: If you touch them, you'll die!
Girl 2: Cool.
Girl 1: If you touch them, you'll die!

Leader: Does anyone have something they want to share with the group? Or do you have any prayer requests?
Girl 1: My tooth came out!
Girl 2: My grandfather had surgery.
~LATER~
Leader: So what do we need to pray for tonight?
Girl 3: Her grandfather.
Girl 4: Her tooth!
Girl 1: My tooth came out!
Girl 2: My grandfather had surgery.
~LATER~
Leader: So what do we need to pray for tonight?
Girl 3: Her grandfather.
Girl 4: Her tooth!

100 years ago, the average American consumed less than five pounds of sugar per year. Today, the average American consumes about 150 pounds of sugar per year.

billboard on the side of the road one state over:
Our dropouts can't read
Mississippi
there's nothing like improving your state's image...

If you spent ten seconds with every American, you'd be meeting people for 100 years without a break.

Today I heard some type of bird chirping outside my window. I instantly thought, "That bird sounds just like a cell phone ring!"
